East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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