I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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