Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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