She said her name was "party"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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