we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
