So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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