Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
