Swine flu. Run for my life!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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