But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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