i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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