Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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