Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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