we have pet lesbian snakes
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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