..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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