Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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