i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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