it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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