I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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