is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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