she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
