Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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