eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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