1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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