I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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