How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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