i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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