Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Randomize
