But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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