I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
