i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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