I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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