I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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