some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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