Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
