Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
