Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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