you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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