i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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