I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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