Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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