whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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