just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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