I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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