So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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