I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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