I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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