Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think my mom watched the whole time
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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