I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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