I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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