I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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