By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
this will be a night to untag.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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