Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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