I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize